I'm currently eating at Applebee's alone. Not really here for the food, more so for the food and beer options.
You know what the best part about eating along is? I don't have to do that stupid "No I'll get the check" bullshit. But you know what the worst part of eating alone is? The fact that I'm fucking eating alone.
UPDATE: I'm pretty sure my waiter spit on my steak. But I don't want to send it back because the chef might get mad and add more spit to my shit. Fuck it.
